New Delhi:
As the first woman to host the Golden Globe Awards solo, Nikki Glaser had a lot to prove, and she did. Known for her sharp humor and brutal satire, she lived up to the hype and brought the same brutal wit she has become famous for.
Following her success on Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady, Nikki took to the Golden Globes stage and filled the entire hall with Hollywood’s elite.
Before the show, many were curious to see if she would follow in the footsteps of comedian Ricky Gervais, who made his Golden Globe performance famous by mocking Hollywood’s finest. However, Nikki didn’t just copy their approach, she created her own league.
Nikki set the tone at the beginning of her monologue by saying, “It feels like I finally made it. I’m in a room full of producers at the Beverly Hilton and are wearing all my clothes right now. It’s worth it.” Was.” But it was not complete there. All night long, he dropped one brutal roast after another.
Here are some of the best jokes from his performance:
– “I’m not here to roast you. And how could I? You’re all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, you could do anything, really – except tell the country Who to vote for. But it’s okay you’ll get them next time!
– “Evil, bizarre, nightbitch – these aren’t the only words Ben Affleck screams after orgasm. These are some of the incredible movies nominated tonight.”
– “Zendaya you were incredible in Dune. I stayed up for all your scenes. And The Challengers? That one was more sexually charged than Diddy’s credit card. The after party isn’t going to be as good this year, but we got Gotta move on, I know ‘Stanley Tucci’s Freak Off’ doesn’t have the same ring to it.”
– “If you’re watching on CBS, hello. If you’re watching it on Paramount+ you have six days left to cancel your free trial… Tonight, we’ll celebrate the best of film – and television Will keep room for.”
– “I look out and I see some of the hardest-working actors in show business – and by that I mean your servers.”
– “Of course, Tilda Swinton is nominated this year for the role of Timothée Chalamet… Timothée Chalamet, you have the most beautiful eyelashes – on your upper lip. It’s a very nice look. You were very good and were in a Complete unknown as to Bob Dylan. I read that your singing voice was so perfect that even Bob Dylan admitted it was absolutely terrible.”
– “I didn’t know much about Wicked this year because my friends in high school were… everyone liked Wicked. I liked Wicked. My boyfriend liked Wicked. My boyfriend’s boyfriend Really liked Wicked.”
– “In Wicked, some people complained that the movie was ruined because of people singing. And then in Joker 2, some people complained that the movie was ruined because of the images on the screen and the sounds that accompany them. Me Sorry, Joker 2. Where’s their table? Oh, they’re not here.”
– “The great Harrison Ford is here tonight. I was talking to Harrison backstage and after he gave me my drink order. I said, ‘Would you like to work with Zendaya or Ariana?’ And he said, ‘Indica.’
– “The Bear, the Penguin, the Baby Reindeer. These aren’t just things found in RFK’s freezer. These are the TV shows nominated tonight.”
– “Nicole Kidman is here for Babygirl. That movie was so good, I give it two fingers up. Nicole, this is your 20th Golden Globe nomination. I mean, incredible. Thank you so much for your hard work. And Thank You Keith Urban loves playing guitar at home so much she wants to quit and make 18 movies a year.”
– “Eddie Redmayne worked on TV this year. He’s been nominated for Peacock’s The Day of the Jackal. It’s about a top-secret elite sniper who no one can see – because he’s on Peacock “
– “It’s going to be a very memorable evening, and maybe not in the way you think. I predict that five years from now, when you’re watching old clips of this show on YouTube, you You’ll see someone in one of these mob shots, and you’ll say, ‘Oh my God, they got that guy before they did.’ You know, it could be a woman. I think 100 percent it’s a man.”
– “Emilia Perez earned 10 nominations for Netflix, and I loved it. I think it is, without a doubt, the most daring, groundbreaking movie we’ve made since Is It Cake.”
– “Glen Powell, you were in everything. Twisters, Hit Man, over my head while I was having sex with my boyfriend. Thanks so much for the help. I’ll see you tonight.”
– “I want to remind you, if you lose tonight, please keep in mind that the purpose of making art is not to win awards. The purpose of making art is to start a tequila brand.”
From taking digs at A-listers like Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, and Nicole Kidman to making cutting comments about Diddy’s credit cards and Joker 2, Nikki Glaser proved she has what it takes to become Hollywood’s next queen of roasting. Are.
