‘Fountain of Youth’ Movie Review: Indiana Jones Wanbe of Gai Richie is a mouth mouth bore

Still from ‘Fountain of Youth’. Photo Credit: Apple TV

It is incredible that Gai Richie’s archaeological successor film, Fountain of Youth, It is just more than two hours long. It took a very long way. Starting from promising in Bangkok, with a Thai version of ‘Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)’, and a person with a painting that was rolled into a tube being followed by scary people, the film was increasingly dissolved in a dirty, derived dirt.

The man with painting is Luke (John Krisinski) and he is on hunting for the titular fountain of youth for a corporate raider and multi -billionaire Owen Carver (Domnol Glison), who is dying of liver cancer and hopes that the youth will give him a fresh lease.

The fountain of youth is protected by a secret society called The Protectors of the Path (see what I mean by the complete lack of imagination?). Luke is trying to find a fountain of youth with his father, Harrison (Gosh!) Notes. While we do not know whether Herrison was an archaeologist, a grave dacoit or treasure hunter; The discovery of mythological welpring was his life’s work. If any of it reminds you of Indiana Jones and The Last CrusadeThen it is definitely intended, what Luke has talked about in his sleep and all.

As the leuk takes Bangkok in a posh train, she is earned by a mysterious woman, Eza (Eza Gonzalaz), who tries to take painting from her, but of course she survives. Then we are in London, where Luke’s sister, Charlotte (Natalie Portman) is in the midst of a terrible divorce from Herold (Daniel de Boreg) and is a detention battle for her 11 -year -old son, Thomas (Benjamin Cheers), which is a music prostration.

Still from ‘Fountain of Youth’. Photo Credit: Apple TV

Charlotte works in a museum and pops Luke to Luke to steal another painting (he stole a painting from gangsters in Bangkok, which is why scary men were after that). We learn that the path of the path was hidden in the works of six artists, including L. Greek, Velzkese, Rembrants, Carvagio and Ruben. No one the Da Vinci Code-The style revolves in art history with our favorite symbiots. In addition, why would any person want to hide a path only to include such treasury hunting. Such mystery methods are best lost in the mists of time.

After growing Lusitania And shooting of the Austrian National Library, Meera Band descends into Cairo and explodes in its own way through pyramids that have not been opened for millennium and read the speed to read hygliffics to reach the X, which mark the spot. Inspector Jamal Abbas (Arian Moeed) with Esme and her boss, Elder (Stanley Tuki) is hot on her heel from Interpol. After receiving the award to good people, everything crashes and evil villains have earned only their desserts in the true tradition of adventure films.

The coat flying coat is enamically present in an explosion of the shlo-mos’s richie’s trademark style, bullets and bone crunching violence. Fountain of Youth Everything is small on – from action and humor to adventures and places.

Fountain of Youth is currently streaming on Apple TV